Dykephiles: Better than Cats -- L Word Spoilers, Season 2, Episode 1

I am posting this for Shelagh. Anybody else who don't wanna know what happens -- stop reading now! No need to go into what is problematic about the show, I'll leave that to the more earnest among us.

Okeley dokely, here is the rundown as I seent it.

Tina and Bette are still broken up, and Bette was fucking that carpenter latina girl, Candace. Then she stopped fucking her, and the same day tries to get back with Tina who tells her to go to hell cuz she knew she just got out of that bed with the girl that morning. Tina is also pregnant again (yes with that black man's sperm), but is hiding it from everyone. Bette keeps trying to get her back. So that is them.

Then bisexual Alice keeps kissing the tennis player Dana, and they are trying to "figure out" their relationship since they were best friends, although Dana is engaged to that annoying woman who killed her cat.

Pam Grier is getting closer to Ivan (the transgendered elvis looking kelly lynch whose last name is, we learn, Aycock -- get it -- i van a cock? really, now!), but surprises him in his womanly form, and Ivan asks her to leave.

Shane does Arianna Huffington's hair (Arianna's quote: "Someone told me that dykes are the new fags. Is this true?") and meets and of course fucks this fine ass latina girl named Carmen, but when she sees Carmen later in the club, she disses her because of course Shane has intimacy issues.

Marina is gone, there is some story going around that is different each telling of how she had a nervous breakdown and tried to kill herself. So hot ass Marina is gone. sigh. And of course stupid Jenny is still there, crying all the time and wearing those same black tights. Now she is crying cuz her stupid boyfriend is moving to ohio. He comes in for one last fuck, and we have to see his stupid naked ass, and then he gets on top of her and three thrusts later gets off and leaves. Wha? So that's the end. The title of this episode was love and loss, or some shit.

Previews: Next week we learn someone's secret -- which we all assumed would be Tina's pregnancy, but with this show, you never know. Also at some point, Jenny cuts her hair and right now it looks like she has on a weave. And horrifyingly, it seems that Jenny may get together with fineass Carmen. ugh. So there you have it.